Roll-a-dog

Juicy, plump, mystery meat that looks eerily similar to both a hot dog and male genitalia. Typically sold at gas stations, such as Speedway. Named for the roller grill on which they are cooked. NOTE: Be careful when ordering a "roll-a-dog", because it is also a sex move often performed by hookers in the back of such establishments.

That roll-a-dog be looking PLUMP!

by Mr. Meows July 25, 2012

Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

Like a dog with a bone

When someone just won't let go of an issue. Persistently insistent.

She's like a dog with a bone about solving this issue and can't seem to let it go.

by raraweez February 22, 2010

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

by Nick D May 18, 2004

crimp a dog

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Raining up a dog's ass

When it rains so hard that the rain is bouncing off the sidewalk and potentially up a dog's ass.

Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.

by AtomicSquid February 2, 2010

Buy a dog day 16 October

Buy a dog day is today. Your parents cant refuse.

They mom, can I get a dog?

Of course its Buy a dog day 16 October.

by Coolcat956342 October 16, 2020