adelbert

too cool for school.

Hes so adelbert

Look at that adelbert

by m6m9 July 30, 2008

Alberto

The name of a male who is laid back & funny. He may have amazing soft brown hair, and his eyes are like dark honey. When the sun hits them, they glow so bright, & you cant help but to just stare. He comes off as quiet or cold, but is secretly loving. Although, he may be the type to be mysterious, as you spend time with him, you start to notice how much he cares. The feeling of comfort, safeness and warmth when in the arms of him. As this begins, you cant help but to get a feeling in you're heart. You may not realize today, or day after that, but as time goes on, no matter what the relation ship may be; friends or lovers, you realize that feeling is love.

"His eyes were like dark honey, skin like caramel, hair soft as a kittens fur"

" Someone sounds head over heels"

" If you were ever to see what i do in Alberto, you would understand"

by A + A <3 July 13, 2021

Adalbert

Adalbert was like Elvis only more hip. He fought like John Wayne, getting 4 Bronze stars in WWII.
He could shoot from the hip or with
a rifle. He was a maverick and rebel,
but with a cause.
"Rebel WITH a Cause"

Adalbert drove a 51 merc like James Dean, boxed like Max Baer, danced like Fred Astair, a legend in North Dakota.

by Lake Queen Mary November 25, 2006

Albertosaurus

A creature with a tendency to attract and be attracted to incredibly ugly females. Even though it is scared of the Jacobsaurus, it can best the creature in a fight

Look at that Albertosaurus, it loves all the ugly females

by King Kristian S May 14, 2015

Philly Alberto

The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.

Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Albertoax

When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell "My Cock!" and slap her across the face with your cock.

George: "Yo Jay, your sister so fine."
Jay: "Yea I know, I totally albertoaxed her face last night"
George: "Damn, dude, I woulda payed to see that"

by George Sherman April 3, 2009

adelbert

The type of friend that talks to you until the sun comes up & after a night of only a few hours of sleep, meets you at mcdonals for an early breakfast. And for what? Because they care for your well-being, safety, and soul.

Damnnnn, hella adelbert status.

by Spirit Fingers. August 28, 2008