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white affliction

1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.

2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.

3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.
1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.

2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.
by Jok3rJok3r October 3, 2017
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urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.
Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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Dreaded Affliction

Dreaded affliction is better then tayzer.
by No body you know October 4, 2012
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Affliction

A feeling driven by extreme emotional suffering. A feeling so strong it starts to affect your general well-being whether it be psychological or physical.

Usually a feeling brought on by yearning or fond memories of a certain person; which when any form of pain arises it is amplified.
The breakdown of a relationship can lead to unfathomable affliction.
by _The Secret_ August 6, 2019
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Affliction banned

Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"

Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"
by fedor1 July 1, 2008
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Affliction

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.
You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!
by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005
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afflictionate

Painful or unwelcome display of affection or fondness.
She crossed from afectionate to afflictionate when she gained 25 pounds and still wants to sit on my lap.
by bubob November 27, 2011
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