Premature Acceleration

When a automobile begins to accelerate before it is prudent. Most often witnessed at intersections that are controlled by traffic lights when a driver incorrectly assumes that it is his turn to go next.

Driver: Look at that guy raring to go. I'll bet he doesn't know that it's my turn to go next.

<Car in question moves about a foot and then stops abruptly as he realizes his light did not change green>

Passenger: How embarrassing; a classic case of premature acceleration.

by Mit Long February 12, 2010

Mass times Acceleration

Force

Force=Mass Times Acceleration

by Little terry April 26, 2010

acceleration marks

Acceleration marks are crap stains that you intentionally leave in your underwear. They are in essence, the opposite of skid marks, and are so named accordingly.

All that chilli I ate yesterday has let me do some sweet acceleration marks in my shorts. Just a little scratching is all it takes.

by the nesto December 23, 2007

accelerate

To increase the velocity of something. To speed something up. To step on the gas.

I hit the gas and I accelerate.

by 5'1"Racer January 14, 2006

accelerationism

Paradigm in which functions deconstruct images.

Accelerationism; coined by Nick Land; argues that functions deconstruct images-in-themselves.

Accelerationism predicts the death of skeuomorphism.

by sandraxine August 12, 2020

Accelerated stealing

The federal government of the us taking ever more of your taxpayer money to pay for stupid government programs.

Accelerated stealing is the opposite of playing Robin Hood

by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021

Accelerated Darwinism

The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.

"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."

by Hermantown July 7, 2021