Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*
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Get the Absolute rocket mug.ABSOLUT VODKA is a vodka brand which is produced in Åhus, Sweden (not to confuse with Switzerland). Though it was first introduced 1979 in the US, ABSOLUT VODKA goes way back in the days. To be precise, it was first introduced to this world as early as 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. He is the dude that you can find on all ABSOLUT VODKA bottles, with the text "ABSOLUT | COUNTRY OF SWEDEN" surrounding the tiny little picture.
The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut.
Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!).
I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!
The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut.
Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!).
I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!
Dave: Dude, I bought ABSOLUT VODKA Lemon for tonight's party at Stacey's and I'm going to get ABSOLUUUUT DRUNK!
Eric: Sounds good. Hey, did you know that more than forty percent of the imported vodka is ABSOLUT?
Dave: Didn't know and don't care. I just wanna get wasted.
Eric: ...
Eric: Word.
Eric: Sounds good. Hey, did you know that more than forty percent of the imported vodka is ABSOLUT?
Dave: Didn't know and don't care. I just wanna get wasted.
Eric: ...
Eric: Word.
by ThatSwedishGuy December 12, 2007
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Get the You absolute mug.contested etymology tho probable genesis in early 80s Berlin electro-artpop movement or 1920s Weimar Germany. can be both an exclamation to indicate visceral, hedonistic pleasure with one's situation, or a more conversational phrase to express heady vibes empathy with a friend's recent achievements.
Dude 1: I just heard the remix to Purple Ribbon All-Stars' "Kryptonite." ABSOLUT WUNDERBAR!
Dude 1: My girl ordered the number 19 combination platter at the Indian spot last nite. The yogurt was straight fire; I was hecka wylin on it.
Dude 2: O Abs Wunderbar status fo sho fo sho.
Dude 1: My girl ordered the number 19 combination platter at the Indian spot last nite. The yogurt was straight fire; I was hecka wylin on it.
Dude 2: O Abs Wunderbar status fo sho fo sho.
by notskinnyimsmallboned November 29, 2010
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The requirements are insanely difficult and if you aren’t prepared then have fun going through every boss in the game again but before you can do that you have to do all the pantheons. If your a uncultured swine and don’t know what a pantheon in Hollow Knight is then why are you even reading this, it’s basically a boss rush and that all I’m saying about it. Except that the one you do before the final pantheon is very difficult because a insanely buffed version of the “final boss” of the game is the last boss you fight before unlocking the final pantheon. When you get to the last pantheon you go through every single boss and even the buffed versions of them, right before you fight the Absolute Radiance you fight a boss that is either harder or and hard as her and that boss is Nightmare King Grimm. If you somehow manage to beat him you finally fight Absolute Radiance.
The requirements are insanely difficult and if you aren’t prepared then have fun going through every boss in the game again but before you can do that you have to do all the pantheons. If your a uncultured swine and don’t know what a pantheon in Hollow Knight is then why are you even reading this, it’s basically a boss rush and that all I’m saying about it. Except that the one you do before the final pantheon is very difficult because a insanely buffed version of the “final boss” of the game is the last boss you fight before unlocking the final pantheon. When you get to the last pantheon you go through every single boss and even the buffed versions of them, right before you fight the Absolute Radiance you fight a boss that is either harder or and hard as her and that boss is Nightmare King Grimm. If you somehow manage to beat him you finally fight Absolute Radiance.
Gamer: “YES FINALLY AFTER A WHOLE MONTH OF TRYING I DID IT, BRING IT ON RADIANCE”
*Absolute Radiance continues to make Gamer to fall in the void, get hit by 2 light pillars, and dies to light sword*
Gamer: “...”
*Throws computer out window*
*Absolute Radiance continues to make Gamer to fall in the void, get hit by 2 light pillars, and dies to light sword*
Gamer: “...”
*Throws computer out window*
by Absolute Radiance March 6, 2020
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