Ashamved

The combination of the word "ashamed" and "shave." When one is shamed into shaving their hair (includes facial, pubic, eye brow etc.) and they did so only for the sole reason of being shamed. This includes shame brought on by other people and/or self shame of the "hair grower."

Dale: Bill, why did you shave your beard? It's not even Movember.
Bill: My manager asked me to be clean shaven because my beard looked "unprofessional."
Dale: You look horrible, Bill.
Bill: I know! I'm so ashamved!

by manlymanlyman January 13, 2016

Asshammer

Someone male that gives an asspounding buttpirate shrimping

like Lance Bass or matt or ass pounding with another guy
"The fool bent over in prison and got an asshammering hell never forget"

by bojanggles October 22, 2006

Aushamian

One who is ashamed to have themselves known as an Australian. This may be for a variety of reasons. Aushamians may go as far as to claim they are from New Zealand when travelling abroad.

You know when I met Robbo, he said he was a kiwi and introduced himself as Rob. He's a bloody Aushamian, mate.

by themitchitch April 30, 2011

Arsham

Arsham is the name of a very fat brown kid. You will not want to associate with this breed. Could also come in indian mode.

Arsham is a very obese person. Dont strive to be like him

by iaintfat123 September 22, 2023

abrham

Abrham is the name of a guy that most people like, but is sometimes a little bitch. The kind of guy that doesn’t take no for a answer and always gets his heartbroken. He is a kind guy that girls don’t take serious and results in sadness.

Abrham was a little moody today.

Yeah I heard he just got rejected so that would explain why he was like that today.

by A——— April 20, 2018

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

assham

One who is generally acting like an idiot, or, someone pretentious who is extremely annoying (i.e. bimbos in any public place screaming complete nonsense and laughing maniacally in their cell phones so you can hear what a fun conversation they're having...)

Buffy yelled "OHH MYYY GODDDDDDD!!! HE DID NOTTTT!?!?!?!" into her cell phone while in her BMW convertible in butts-to-nuts traffic next to the surfer dudes in the 1972 Chevy Impala that they paid $7500 for. The dudes looked at her in disgust and said to each other "She is an assham."

by The Real Reporter January 12, 2004