absativelyposolutely

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

by afpmaz February 8, 2007

absatively

smae as absolutely when used in conjunction with posatively

absatively posalutely vs absalutely posatively

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

absath

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

by Cynic January 18, 2005

abatund

Your from Nigeria and your kinda nerdy. also pls don’t date a girl who is too short for you.

Someone: Where are you from?
You: I’m a abatund

by Fat_pIg.lol November 9, 2021

Absafuckingloutly

ITS SURIOUS ITS ABSAFUCKINGLOUTLY

This man is absafuckingloutly an asshole

by Cnaugle October 6, 2022

absaulutely

Describes a total or "off-da-chart" level of rage where you actually wanna throw spears at someone.

I cannot for da life of me understand how playing lovely music would cause someone to feel so absaulutely incensed dat he would wanna murder da musician. Good music has da total-opposite effect on me; I feel much MORE calm, not to mention immensely grateful to da musicians for favoring me wif their sweet melodies.

by QuacksO August 20, 2023

abstute

Being absolutely big dicking everyone around you.

I feel absolutely abstute.

by haalabackgorl November 3, 2023