acockalypse

When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.

Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.

by dontimo December 9, 2008

Aflockalypse

Aflockalypse: when a large mass of birds die and land on a small town, usually because the leader is stupid enough to run into a side of a barn or into a storm, the others will follow.

Cleaning up these bird's guts is nasty! Aflockalypse now!

by Bob Starrley January 8, 2011

acrockalypse

adjective. Describing the false belief that the end of the world as we know it will occur shortly.

Man, that is the acrockalypse.

by OceanMoon11 April 28, 2011

Asockalypse

When beating someone up isn't enough to exact your revenge, so you nut in a baby sock and proceed to decimate their life by repeatedly pelting them in the face with it until you've ended their world.

Poor Josh he pissed Carson off and experienced an Asockalypse.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019