Allard

A stupid crazy like man that makes stupid jokes about everything and lives in a fantasy world and thinks he is the most brilliant and smartest person on the planet.

Hey Look, there is Allard he is imagining that he has a Korean girlfriend. In fact he failed at life.

by source_element November 1, 2010

Allardyce

To allardyce is to shit ones self

I'm going to allardyce

by cajlad90 January 30, 2015

ablar

ablar is the god of destruction. before destroying his enemies he raises his sword and says “i’m the god of destruction, ablar”

person 1- yo ablar just destroyed him in a 1v1!

person 2- i know right? ima simp for him

by iamablarthegodofdestruction January 24, 2021

abelardo

a guy who:
1 is guatemalan
2 suffers from nipplitis(an uncurable disease in which nipples get hard when its "windy")
3 could never get a gf no matter how hard he tries!!

Abelardo: W-will you g-go out w-with mme?

Girl: ummmm...my sister just ate a spider
and wut is poking outof your shirt?

by alliver February 15, 2009

Allard

This selfish excuse for a man, who thinks he knows everything.

That fucken Allard is so full of shit his eyes are brown.

by amyfarahfouler November 12, 2012

Abelard

The name of ultra sound gentleman who don't flirt because that is an unholy thing to do instead they arrange sex with one of more persons of the opposite sex. People by the name Abelar d might as well be refers to as fucking legends.

Oh the guy Abelard wish I was him.

by Draleba June 6, 2018

Abelardo

a tall man with a sharp wheeze when laughing. smells like daisy’s. i’m jk i dfk what he smells like<3

person 1: yo can you hear someone laughing?
person 2: yeah that’s just Abelardo

by charlotte tiller November 17, 2020