August 20

The day dumasses are born
He' a dumbass, must've been born on August 20
by spacekitsune December 05, 2019
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August 20

National slap someone call Bob
Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe
by Angel Lifestylez April 11, 2022
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august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g
“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!
by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019
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August 20

National head day

If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel
Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head

August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit
by Pussyeater2000 October 18, 2019
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august 20

because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.
august 20 that girls has jugs
by jimmycarter November 07, 2019
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August 20 ith

This is the day when the god arises TYLER CHICKEN, he eats out your booty hole, in search of chickens just like him
August 20 ith is so fun and yummy cause a sexy guy named Tyler eats out my butthole.
by Denis the Menice October 17, 2019
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August 20, 1997

This day was a wonderful day for brand new parents. Any kid born on this day grew up to be intellectually sound, semi-athletic, musically inclined and loyal as crap. These people are funny yet corny, sometimes horn dogs and are great communicators. They love people and in the year 2021 or 2022 will be married.
My birthday is August 20, 1997. Apparently I am a stud.
by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021
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