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Astronaut

I haven't gone into space yet but I have the capacity.
Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."
by Hym Iam August 8, 2024
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astronaut

not Gayle King.
Gayle King is not an astronaut.
by meow420 April 19, 2025
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Astronaut

Katy Perry, because.
Katy Perry: I spent 11 minutes in space. I'm an astronaut. Forget about a monkey that spent 13 days & 17 hours.
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Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."
by Skiparay December 17, 2009
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Astronaut game

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
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Astronaut In The Ocean

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter
"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"
by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021
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Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.
Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.
by cheerihOes September 6, 2021
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