a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans.  this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.
"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas
by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006
 Get the Limps around & chokes things asidemug.
Get the Limps around & chokes things asidemug. A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018
 Get the So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?mug.
Get the So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?mug. by Nutsack08 December 6, 2020
 Get the Fuck asidemug.
Get the Fuck asidemug. A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro  June 4, 2021
 Get the 5 aside footballmug.
Get the 5 aside footballmug. Speak out.
Because you’re sick and tired.
Want to be recognized.
But they just don’t give it.
Angry at the lack of giving back.
They lead you straight off the track.
You’ve had enough.
But the ambition is still pouring.
Even while the work is still boring.
Say what you mean.
Because it doesn’t matter anyway.
Because you’re sick and tired.
Want to be recognized.
But they just don’t give it.
Angry at the lack of giving back.
They lead you straight off the track.
You’ve had enough.
But the ambition is still pouring.
Even while the work is still boring.
Say what you mean.
Because it doesn’t matter anyway.
by confused cajun man January 25, 2021
 Get the Cast asidemug.
Get the Cast asidemug. by annekke April 22, 2017
 Get the brush me asidemug.
Get the brush me asidemug. Be my guest
Lets spend some time
I'll take care of yours
And you of Mine
Generosity is not the name
of a loving heart
that just wants to share
Lets spend some time
I'll take care of yours
And you of Mine
Generosity is not the name
of a loving heart
that just wants to share
by Krkič June 10, 2019
 Get the asidemug.
Get the asidemug.