ASAFP

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

by Jensen Roth July 24, 2008

Asafuthimerfutifuterwigh

A single word that defines all of the United States

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, asafuthimerfutifuterwigh

by Roastoth January 12, 2023

ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

ASAFP

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

by urmommycock August 4, 2011

as af

Jesus, did you misspell ‘as if’? As af is stupid because it’s essentially ‘as as fuck’ and that is not grammatically correct.

1. Girl1: I was typing to one of my friends and accidentally typed ‘as af’ like a moron.

2. Girl2: that’s funny as af!
Girl3: get out. Get out of my apartment. Get out now.

by Collective Reasoning October 13, 2019

asafn

This is a commonly used Messaging term that translates to A Stupid Ass Fucking Nigger

You are ASAFN

by Professor.Bandai February 9, 2021

Asafa

Jamaican for "Rise to the Occasion" The most delicious Olympic sprinter in history, with a previous world records in the 100m dash. To reiterate this point: Asafa is delicious.

What up brother? You run that 100 today?
Bitch, I ASAFA'd that shit.

What up brother? Did you see that girl?
Damn... she more than delicious... she ASAFA.

by Gokuluva469 March 16, 2010