Bogus Archive

A perfect phrase to describe a situation that makes you UTTERLY flabbergasted, shocked, and speechless.

Yooo holy shit man that picture of Simon Cowell is absolute Bogus Archive, you know?
Nah dude if you don't stop this Bogus Archive right now I'm gonna go ballistic.

by paythefee_ April 29, 2022

Internet archive

The greatest website on the internet (not to be confused with themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com)
It has old deleted websites and old deleted videos so it’s like YouTube or PornHub but it’s all old deleted stuff and no pornography

The people in paris: Yo where did you get that old website from?
JonTron: the internet archive .
My singing monsters dev: yo...
James Rolfe: I HAVE A MF BONER
Rusty Cage; yo...

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 27, 2021

Blue Archive

Blue Archive is a mobile game that was developed by NAT Games, a subsidiary of South Korean game company Nexon. It's a free to play game with gacha mechanics.

The game also makes a Discord mod say: :Sob: emoji, seggs,

“When the submarines in Azur Lane wasn’t enough and you have a thing for angel students.” ~ Tomorrow,

Friend: What's your reaction when someone says does Blue Archive
Some Discord mod: :sob:

by bushmantrash March 19, 2022

metal-archives

metal-archives (also known as Encyclopaedia Metallum: Metal Archives) is a user-edited website, established in 2002, which purports to be a heavy metal-focused database. Although the site has garnered a reputation over the years for being "elitist" and "strict" on what can/cannot be included, many bands listed there are actually folk, ambient, industrial, gothic rock and other "headbang worthy" music their site "rules" forbade, otherwise. When you couple this with the secretive personalities of those who moderate/administer everything over there, Metal Archives has the same credibility (and "metal-bility") as Milli Vanilli by the end of the day.

METALHEAD: Metal forums should not be run like a fascist regime! And some metalcore/nu-metal shit is making it beyond the radar here? Fuck it, I'm finding another site to frequent that is actually METAL, not "metal-archives".

HERR WITCHER: I dub thee Dursted, then!

METALHEAD: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

HERR WITCHER: When we ban people from our specialz metal site, it is called dursting, like Fred Durst.

METALHEAD: For a metal site, you have an awfully strange fixation with Fred Durst!

by SaturnsSon May 4, 2009

The Archive

The sole purpose of "The Archive" is an index, nay, a database of information that is stored for retrieval by Will Carter. It is crucial to the existance of Will Carter's memory because without The Archive countless people would be forgotten and probably insulted through their being forgotten. The Archive enables Will to find useful information long forgotten by most. It is like the Diary of Tom Riddle--a gateway to the past, to a persona that existed only in the moment of its creation. The Archive consists, currently (Mid 2006), of over 800,000 articles, documents, and transcripts, many of which might come of some use. Will is apparently a bit of a pack-rat in terms of storing data.

Will is able to access any part of The Archive very efficiently and dig up information dating back to his entrance to the internet.

by Will Carter July 20, 2006

archive bang

When you have sex with a person, then have sex with one or more different people after that and then at some point have sex with that original person again.
archive archived

"John is busy with an archive bang tonight."

by Gspot860 June 30, 2012

archive

Save stuff and file it, or the place you put stuff to save it after you file it.

Please send us your favorite family photos so that we can add them to the genealogy archive.

by saveit December 13, 2013