applemare

Having s dream about your current foodservice job, if you work in corporate restaraunt (root: applebees) (movies: Waiting, Office Space)

I had a applemare last night, the frier was down and Tony called in sick!

by Locell May 22, 2006

Applelyte

Derivitave of Acolytes. A devoted follower or attendant.
An individual who is obsessed and dedicated to all things Apple. Macs and iPods etc. One who sneers at PC owners and slavishly praises and refuses to question anything that Apple designs or manufactures.

John was raving about the iPod shuffle, though it has no display and limited memory. Anything Apple produces is beyond repproach, he's such an Applelyte.

by Lachlan Madsen January 28, 2006

applegasm

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.

Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.

by Vitamin December 13, 2008

applicateur

A person who has no programming, logical, or scientific abilities but knows a particular computer application extremely well.

"I think Jim should be the project manager on our next branding project because he is so amazing using Libre Office."

"Oh heavens no. Jim is an applicateur and actually has no interpersonal skills or knowledge about anything other than Libre Office"

by Misterque January 2, 2012

applegarth

to fit an apple inside your foreskin

hey i bet you cant do an applegarth

by cameltoejoe August 14, 2010

Applerated

The large hype that is created when Apple releases a new product or software which is not as revolutionary as everyone thinks. The overrated Apple products that are released.

James: Hey, did you hear? The iPad came out! It's so cool eh?
Eriks: Dude, that's so applerated.

by CplMoran January 27, 2010

Apple-Gate

Knife. Combat-Knife. German: Boker. An Elite/Formal Modern-Era Fighting/Dagger Made in Germany. Hi-End/Functional. Design by C/Rex-Apple-Gate who Distilled his Life-Time of Shaolin/Chinese-Kung-Fu; into a Two-Week Course for US Special-Forces. A Weapon for Close-Combat Experts. Integrates Well into Any Para-Military or Covert/Op-Outfit and Kit. ALL Combative in Modern-Armies Rate this Knife/Dagger as Highly-Esteemed. Weighted-Heavy in the Handle. Balanced/Difficult to Sharpen at First which Allows for Complete-Control over Material/Degree of Angle and Resultant Staying/Resilience and Smoothness of Cut Once-Established.

That is um, like One of those Scary-Peoples Apple-Gate Knives on Your Chest Isn't It?

by Mao/Beautiful-Springtime. October 6, 2010