Amber Alert

An amber alert is code for somebody sh*ting in your bed.

I woke up in the morning and my ex had left me an amber alert in the middle of the night.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022

Amber alert

Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.

Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?

Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe

by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

Amber Alert

Something Johnny Depp would benefit from.

Johnny Depp needs an Amber Alert

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 3, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone goes missing at a party or social gathering presumably to have sex.

"Yo, where did Lauren go?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"

by "John Walsh" November 5, 2009

amber alert

When you see that stripper from the club out in public..

Amber Alert! Three O'Clock from the Gold Club!

by Dog Boy February 16, 2008

Amber Alert

When you find a poop left in your bed by a significant other.

I woke up this morning and Jessica had left me an Amber Alert before packing her things and leaving me.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022