aldi

(v.) To realize upon using a product from Aldi that it is in fact not as good as a name brand and was a regrettable purchase.

This milk tastes like old socks.

Dude, you got Aldied. Go to a real grocery store next time.

by Wolf Pack Power Nap December 2, 2010

Aldi

1.(Noun) A cheap ass store , resembling a 99 cent store in the USA.This store is thought to be high quality in The Netherlands.
2.(Adjective)Word used to describe something of poor quality(Commonly used in Belgium)

1.John : Wow , did you see Shaniqua the other day?
Amy : Yeah , she was wearing a cheap ass jacket , I bet I saw it in one of Aldi's folders.
2.Wow man , you look so Aldi , take those fake ass gold chains off!

by Th33nD December 1, 2007

Aldi

a grocery store

Hey did you remember to get eggs from Aldi

by kenzie definitions November 1, 2022

Aldi

A grocery store chain that sells godawful, horrible tasting cheap food but their customers are 100% either crackheads or people who fucked up and had too many kids. When they say how good the food is, what they really mean is how much money they can save on buying food so they can spend on crack or taking more dick so they can have more fucking kids. Aldi milk tastes like the cow had cancer. Aldi ice cream tastes like a bowl of sad.

"I got a gallon of milk for 49 cents at Aldi" - Jessica
"Yeah that milk tastes horrible, why don't you just buy normal milk?" - Thomas
"But think about all the money i save by buying milk at Aldi!" - Jessica
"You're just gonna spend it all on crack, shut up" - Thomas
"Hell yeah! And thanks to Aldi's low prices i can buy a new crackpipe to smoke even more crack in!" - Jessica

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022

Aldi

An urgent bowel movement. When you need to poop so badly that you disregard the cleanliness of the restroom, even willing to go at Aldi

Please pull over the car at the next exit! I have to take an Aldi in the worst way.

by Big-pun August 21, 2014

Aldi

Also see Hitlermart
A chain of German supermarkets, owned by Hitler to infiltrate other countries with the goal of eventually taking over the world.

"Aldi - Where the prices are cheap because we use slave labour and make our products out of concentration camp left overs"

by AngryLiam March 14, 2005

Aldi

Aldi is just Walmart but cheaper in literally every aspect. Price, food quality, building quality, the people that shop there. Thankfully, we don't have that shit here in Japan

Aldi is like if the word cheap was a supermarket

by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022