AlCapowned

When you "pwn" someone on a technicality instead of a straight out issue.

The cop didn't give me a ticket for speeding but my liscense had expired and he AlCapowned me on that.

by ViddWizard August 29, 2005

alcazar

A Spanish fortress or palace

I have moved out of my alcazar because it is haunted by horrifying ghosts and ghoulies.

by Tigress1000 November 13, 2016

alcatraz

Prison on an island in California where al capone was held.

-alcatraz is now shutdown-

Lets take a tour of alcatraz isle!

by BObo D. HObo April 29, 2004

Alcatraz Squeeze

When a male is sexually pleasured by his or another one's hand but in the painful technique of an Indian Burn.

I hated masturbating because when I was younger I used to do the Alcatraz Squeeze to myself.

by Carousel Carnie July 17, 2019

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos

A super loving adorable guy who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences

Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos is a bozo!
I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!

by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022

alcatholicism

1. The act of going to a Catholic church drunk.
2. A person who practices Alcoholism and Catholicism (very common)

1. Wow Ned, this shit makes so much more sense when you're plastered!
2. My entire family practices strong alcatholicism during every holiday gathering.

by jman799 March 26, 2008

alcatraz

Legendary prison located on an island in the San Francisco Bay. Also known as "The Rock." Its about 1.5 miles away from the city. The prison had to be closed down because too many inmates were successfully busting out of the complex. The designers of the prison were stupid because they decided it was cheaper to use recycled salt water in the surrounding bay, instead of fresh water to flush the toilets. Thirty years of salt water saturation lead to erosion in the buildings, which meant that inmate Frank Morris and his buddies were able to dig holes in their cell walls with spoons, escape from the vents into the utility corridor, climb onto the roof, and bust out. The defunct prison is now a tourist attraction in San Francisco.

-Dude 1: "Yo my man, I just got out of prison. And guess what...I just visited a prison! For fun!
-Dude 2: "You mean Alcatraz? I been there. They sell all this merchandise...like spoons that are supposed to look like the kind that those inmates used who busted out. Why the hell would anyone want to buy a spoon that we all know ain't the real thing? I got plenty of spoons at my house. Whoever buys that junk is a fool and an idiot. Damn.

by bootysaxlick January 12, 2014