Alberta 

The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.

I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.

Alberta by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Alberta 

It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.

Man Alberta Canada fucking sucks, it's cold and everyone there is a damn asshole!

Alberta by Pelly January 27, 2015

Alberta 

A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.

Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.

Alberta by CoolCat6969 September 26, 2008

Alberta 

Alberta's the best person to be around. She makes you smile and laugh for so long you'll forget what started you laughing in the first place. The greatest smile of anyone one you know but she is very insecure and has no self confidence or self esteem which brings her down. Has beautiful eyes and a very warm heart. Loves Loves Loves animals, has heaps of pets and remembers every single one. If you have an Alberta cherish her

I wish I could be like Alberta, she's so confident and stunning

Alberta by _TeenyTinyTunker_ November 28, 2018

Alberta 

A Province within the Dominion of Canada. It was created by an Act of the Parliament of Canada in 1905, also the time that Saskatchewan was created. The land was assembled from areas that were not part of British Columbia (created in 1871) or taken from native people by the United States through force of arms. The Eastern boundary with Saskatchewan was an arbitrary line of longitude established to exclude the use of daylight saving time. The northern portion of Alberta was transferred to the province by Ottawa, having formerly been part of the North West Territories where it was being wasted by native people who wished to hunt and live on their land. In modern times all other citizens are expected to pay homage to Albertans who found themselves parked on top of the world's largest deposits of fossil fuels. The resulting wealth is said to derive from the superior conservative political philosophy of the residents rather than millions of years of geological activity. followed by a bequest of a young and growing nation.

"Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark.", said Alberta.

Alberta by gotoveralbertaseveraltimes December 26, 2011

alberta 

a place in Canada were the oil supply is, but its fucking cold and most rich Canadian people live.

"have you heard about oil exports from Alberta are dropping" says Greg "na its just fucking cold" says bob

alberta by specaial ed class October 4, 2018

alberta 

the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.

Nova Scotia is the best place on earth.
Alberta is hicksville.

alberta by i hate alberta March 30, 2008