Analogous to jail-bait only the person in question is married instead of under-age. Often-times they will act single and flirt with you, even possibly getting your number. He or she will never wear a wedding ring. You think you may be scoring, but watch out!
Victim: "That guy has been really flirting with me, I hope he actually uses my number."
Friend: "You know he's married, right?"
Victim: "What?! Why doesn't he wear his ring?! Man, I hate adultery-bait!"
Friend: "You know he's married, right?"
Victim: "What?! Why doesn't he wear his ring?! Man, I hate adultery-bait!"
by keewi December 28, 2011
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The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013
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by scrummybag February 21, 2018
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Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.
by Owen66 July 15, 2025
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"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."
by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013
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by Hiya kid November 9, 2021
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In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.
Often referred to as stoning
In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.
Often referred to as stoning
by Hobit Hole December 15, 2009
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