Melania Trump

The residue left over after a dumpster fire has been put out with lube.

"The fire's out, thank god the KY factory was so close by. Now let's get to work cleaning up all this Melania Trump."

by mo,o,o,o,o June 6, 2021

Melania trump

A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump

God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again

by Astro blue .... bunnyhunny October 15, 2017

Melania Trump

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.

Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022

Melania Trump

Melania Trump, secret service nickname Melania Catnip.

Melanoma cells aren't named after Melania Trump

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

Melania

An Eastern European mail-order bride sold to a wealthy American man in exchange for a green card. On the surface may seem attractive, but in reality she has a dark, irredeemable soul which makes her ugly. As part of the deal, she performs sexual favors for the man and ignores his darker pedophilic fantasies that he acts out with underage girls provided to him by his pal Epstein.

Look at that snooty group of Melanias having Mimosas at brunch.

by Darkside Dad July 9, 2020