by santaire January 29, 2008
a rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born.
Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains.
Salmon: glubglubglubglub..
Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..
Salmon: glubglubglubglub..
Jimmy: well.. youre pretty arent you.. yes. pretty pretty salmon.. shal we fornicate in this torrent of water and make a bastard child and call it a mermaid? half man, half fish? yes? good. brace youre self..
by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 28, 2008
"Why's the baby running around in just a diaper?"
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."
"He kept mermaiding and I didn't feel like fighting him any more."
by GusChaos October 18, 2007
A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.
by The Neo-Architect March 18, 2011
by nick fagle December 03, 2009
A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.
by urban pervert June 11, 2003
Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.
by latter day snail October 09, 2010