Gordonize

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.

Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.

by Andew Gardner March 07, 2008

Gordon

Gordon is a random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!!!

"Dan:Aw man Gordon scares me"
"Pieman:why?"
"Dan:Cos hes got a bigger dick than me!"

by blehhhhhhhh May 15, 2006

gordon

a hot dog bun

Put one of them faddles in this gordon, please.

by detlefschremph May 07, 2011

gordon

A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon

"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"

by dankogkush November 25, 2014

Gordon

1. An extremely sexually orientated type of person

2. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.

1. Girl: I knew him for 10 mins before he tried to come onto me.
Girl 2: Jeeze he's such a Gordon.

2. Girl: I was there for 3 hours but he played WoW the whole time.
Girl 2: Jeeze what a Gordon.

by Spaface July 21, 2009

Gordon

A man who is trying to locate the lamb sauce.

The second his mother left, Gordon ran to his computer in attempt to locate the lamb sauce.

by Zak Zekeman February 28, 2017

Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008