by Chattervine89 January 09, 2017
"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."
by theavondalesky October 13, 2008
a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).
b) Two fucktillions.
b) Two fucktillions.
Person 1: How many cards do you have left?
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
Person 2: I have a fuckton!
Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.
by Goge January 03, 2006
A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.
Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
by Awesometoast February 18, 2010
by Shroud September 10, 2003
A expression used to discribe a large ammount of something. A unit in the metric system. When written as an expression, fT. Be sure not to confuse this unit with ft meaning foot.
by AfroKenny January 08, 2008
As in, I have a fuckton of work to do for school, all the ritalin in the world won't get me through this week.
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"
Or, more appropriately, "That girl's always got a fuckton of guys hanging around, you'll never get her nunber"
by OOSauce December 14, 2006