An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.
Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".
by Angry Wound December 2, 2019
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"It was A.W.L.O.N"
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Guy A : Dude! Have you seen that video of me I just uploaded yet?
Guy B : Did you seriously just drive 30 miles to tell me that?
Guy A : Well? Have you?
Guy B : Man, you've got A.W.D.D. Get some help, but first get the hell outta here.
Guy B : Did you seriously just drive 30 miles to tell me that?
Guy A : Well? Have you?
Guy B : Man, you've got A.W.D.D. Get some help, but first get the hell outta here.
by Big Bear #2 February 14, 2010
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That fake, heightened sense of concern that white people show when ,in reality, they just dont care.
That fake, heightened sense of concern that white people show when ,in reality, they just dont care.
Well yeah she had to be "A.W.A.C. ( all white and concerned )" at the meeting, it was an NAACP meeting for christs sake!
by Eddie to the O July 22, 2011
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Get the A.W.F.U.L. mug.Abbreviation: All Wheel Fucked- The feeling you get when you realize that All Wheel DRIVE does not mean All Wheel STOP as you slide out of control.
That guy in the audi was A.W.F. when the light turned red and he ended up in plowing into the car infront of him-
Did you see that guy in the big ass jeep as he smashed into the guard rail- Guess he didn't realize AWD does not mean AWS-
Did you see that guy in the big ass jeep as he smashed into the guard rail- Guess he didn't realize AWD does not mean AWS-
by Chubby Tugnut January 6, 2012
Get the A.W.F. mug.A.W.I.P. is an acronym for the feeling that another world is possible, as opposed to T.I.N.A., the acronym for the feeling that there is no alternative.
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