July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

july 9

THIS IS THE CURSED DAY WHEN DOGS DIE, IF YOU ARE BORN ON THIS YOU ARE A WITCH!

Hey, what's July 9?
DONT TALK ABOUT THAT MY DOG DIED THAT DAY

by so i saw the + so i was curiou November 12, 2020

july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.

girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

July 9

National Make out with your homie day. You and your homie have to make out and even do more if you guys want. You also don’t tell anyone about this and make it an every year thing and keep it secret.

Yo today is July 9 it’s national make out with a homie day
Ok

Just make sure you don’t tell anyone
Ok I won’t

by Tyler Hiera July 9, 2022

July 9

Killua’s birthday he’s a bad bitch

Person 1: what day is today?
Person2: It’s July 9 it’s killua zoldycks birthday all people born on this day are some bad bitches.

by sunscreenhhoe December 9, 2020

july 9

if you’re born on this day, you suck. sorry jace but smd

when’s your birthday? mines july 9th. i’m a bitch.

by PanicAt9PM October 16, 2019

july 9

july 9 is month for yaku morisuke. stan yaku morisuke or sofie will break you kneecaps

july 9 is a month for yaku morisuke declared by sofie

by lovingyaku October 15, 2019