69

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021

“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”

“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”

by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

page 69

the page on which a penis drawing is always present in a school textbook

my spanish book. Why is mickey mouse masterbating on page 69?

by jewcakes44 February 16, 2010

69

Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)

by iloveawkwardsituations September 1, 2010

gaz 69

GAZ-69 was a four wheel drive light truck of jeep class, produced by GAZ (ГАЗ, or Gorkovskij Awtomobilnyj Zavod) between 1953 and 1955. From 1954 until 1972 it was produced by UAZ, as UAZ-69, though they were commonly known as GAZ-69s as well.

Basic variant GAZ-69 has a pair of doors only and most often appears with standard canvas top and upper sides. Further variant GAZ-69A (UAZ-69A) has two pair of doors. It was also produced under licence by ARO in Romania, as Muscel M-59, later modernized as the Muscel M-461. From the UAZ-69 there were developed off-road van and light truck UAZ-450 and newer jeep UAZ-469.
The GAZ-69 was the basic light off-road vehicle of the Soviet Army, replacing GAZ-67s and Willys Jeeps. The GAZ-69 was itself replaced with the UAZ-469.

me and my friends took the gaz 69 out for a spin

by warsaw pactrat March 12, 2010

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot

I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture

Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts

by pussydestroyingmaster42091169 June 26, 2020

Polish 69

When a man lies on his stomach and the girl humps the back of his head, while giving him a rim job.

The back of my head is almost bald after that Polish 69.

by R-Dickulous November 14, 2016