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2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches
Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky
by SteakNachos September 25, 2020
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2 inch punnisher

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run
by Squalid May 17, 2023
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2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole
Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023
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2 inch beetle

Definition:
When a joke, reference, or metaphor technically makes sense… but completely flies over the other person’s head, forcing you to realize you’re speaking a different language.

It’s the moment mutual understanding shrinks to approximately two inches.
2 inch Beetle
Example:
Person 1: “I need to go nuke the toilet.”
Person 2: “Nuke the toilet?”
Person 1: “2in 🪲”

Usage:
“Bro tried to explain the meme lore and hit me with a 2in beetle.”
by picklebros March 4, 2026
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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3 1/2 inch floppy

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.
(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!
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3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.
greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now
by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004
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