January 16

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 16
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 16

Today is for those people who are the most confident, kind, sentimental, crazy-ass amazing people out there! On this day everyone has to give the birthday person at least 16$, and will be kicked if they don’t fulfill that requirement!! If the person who doesn’t pay is shorter than the birthday kid by one thumb, then it is legally allowed to kick them twice! If they are shorter by a head or more, then they have to pay more than the year you were born! Also, age doesn’t count here - you bet that five year old glaring at you suspiciously has to give you at least two thousand dollars (or less, if you’re really old) and by the way, they also get kicked twice if they don’t pay. Also, if the birthday person gave them a gift on their birthday (like an acorn or something) then you MUST gift them a present! If you don’t, then you will be jailed!! :D

Go my fellow Capricorns, and rampage as much as necessary!

Arthur: oh no! It’s January 16th and I forgot to give y/n 16$!!!
DW: oh my god I’m so short and like two idk I have to pay them 2003$!!!
Arthur: haha, but did you get them an acorn too???
DW: oh no!!!

by The coldest person alive 🥶🥶 August 2, 2021

January 16

Today you have to send full nudes you must

Mary: send nudes
James: no why should I
Mary: it’s January 16

by Jacob smitheaeam January 16, 2022

January 16

The day to slap anyone named rose

You: *slaps*
Rose: OW! WTF- oh wait it’s January 16
You: yep!

by HEY HEY HEY LAKSKSJDJDK January 16, 2021

January 16

national "tell your friend you pick on you love them/you care for them" day

many friends are picked on everyday. today lets change

You: hey bro, ily :)
bro: why are you being nice to be tf
you: its national "be nice to your picked on friend" day
bro: oh ofc it is, this would've never happened if it wasn't January 16th

by MaddoxMyle May 26, 2021

January 16

January 16th is the day you meet the most amazing person in the world! Be thankful you met them :).

Person 1: Hey it's January 16th! I met you on this day!

Person 2: Yeah that's right! I'm awesome!

by ifurmom:) November 6, 2021

January 16

Give your girl a Hoodie Day on January 16. She might be cold from the temp outside so be nice for a change.

Xavier: Here babe, take my hoodie for the day
Isabel: Thank you, why are you being nice
Xavier: It’s January 16

by TwisteredX January 7, 2022