siyong

One of the smartest and coolest people you could ever meet. He knows pussy with his tongue. Has huge ass and can get huge ass anytime he wants. Probably dyed his hair because he is that cool.

Girl 1: Damn, Siyong just gave me the best orgasm of my life.
Girl 2: I know right, I want him so bad right now.

by beamer123 April 15, 2022

simeona

Most gorgeous person in the world her only weakness is her love for Troy which is everlasting

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Simeon

Simeon is a quiet guy but is still really fun to be around. He always knows what to say when you're upset and is one of the best people that you will ever know

Simeon is really nice. I think I might like him

by Lovely_1 May 30, 2016

seyeon

one of the cutest people you'll ever know
can be a little psycho at times
also very tomboyish
but is totally adorable once you get to know her

Dude #1: whoa. check her out. she looks like a dude.
Dude #2: yo shut up. that's my seyeon.

by ooh.who.could.i.be. August 26, 2010

siyonara

A species of woman that will fall for any sexy indian male and immediately bang him.

Did you hear siyonara has a boyfriend?
Is it Raj? The indian one.

by mflover123 October 12, 2021

Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023