blowhard 

an opinionated person who talks loud and way too long on the same subject, often sensationalizing the subject matter

blowhard: insert photo of rush limbaugh

blowhard by chatsnoir January 4, 2012

Blowtart 

An Australian party trick in which a participant will have drugs shot into their rectum with a whipped cream dispenser. To complete a Blowtart, participants pour powdered drugs into the nozzle of the dispenser and a willing participant pulls down their pants and gets a friend to insert the nozzle of the dispenser into the participants anus. Spectators can call out "3, 2, 1, blast off!" as the trigger is squeezed and the gas from the whipped cream dispenser launches cocaine, ketamine or any other number of drugs up the participants rectum.

"Bend over and let me give you a blowtart"
"He is absolutely cooked after receiving that blowtart"

Blowtart by Whitehouse Resident August 17, 2020

Blowhard 

Someone who speaks loud and long, offering an opinion YOU disagree with.

That blowhard thinks the Red Sox can come back from a 3-0 deficit. Geez!

Blowhard by Ole Truth Teller June 30, 2008

Bootie & the Blowhard

Nickname for pop culture and musical genius power couple Kim & Kanye

Did you see Bootie & the Blowhard on TMZ last night?

Bootie & the Blowhard by sfdenny January 9, 2014

blowtar 

When a guy receives a oral sex for strumming a guitar.

Every time Greg picks up this 6 string , Kelley is ready to give a blowtar.

blowtar by Grigg&Kellah February 11, 2014

blowhard 

Someone who brags all the time.

Donald Trump is such an egotistical jerk and blowhard.

blowhard by Stace1972 November 25, 2016

Chef Blowardee 

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

Chef Blowardee by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007