Alcohol

A toxin typically derived from the fermentation of sugars in various fruits or vegetables. This is then distilled and utilized in a variety of ways in order to render a shitty day forgotten, make unattractive women appear more appealing and ultimately dull the pain of your disappointing life.

Chap 1: My old friend I have had the foulest of days.

Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol.

Chap 1: Quite!

by Doomy_McDoomdoom October 1, 2008

Alcohol

Most commonly used form of truth serum!

Lucy: "Tell me what happened, or I'll alcohol the answer out of your a**?"

by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

alcohol

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

Alcohol

The answer to the question "What made you move to North Dakota?"

Alcohol is the answer to everything.

by Mave the Rave August 26, 2006

Alcohol

The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

by TurkTurkleton August 21, 2011

Alcohol

Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.

Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.

by nethcev! August 21, 2006

Alcohol

it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on

Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone
Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)

by I'm a Kenneth February 1, 2010