ulysses salamander

a weird kid who is a fortnite try hard and they have no friends

Ulysses salamander "i have crippling depression "

by qasxcvghjuhgfdsasdcfvghj December 17, 2018

Ulysses H. Ficus

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.

Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.

by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011

Ulysses S. Grunt

Famous Civil War general, later two term Republican president, owner of Grunt's farm.

Ulysses S. Grunt was known as U.S. Grunt.

by andy1 November 6, 2006

Old Man Ulysses

Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!

Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018

Ulysses

Ulysses is a kind and such a pogger. He loves to laugh and usually is quite quiet. He is very tall and pretty long, no muscles. His friends always call him for Frío y Calculador and also crusty Ulysses. He tends to ALWAYS love Ayla’s!!

Omg Ronno, he is such a Ulysses!!
Omg he is with Ayla, SUCH AN ULYSSES!!!

by Ulysses0001 April 18, 2022

Ulysses grant high school

40% Armenians 40%hispanics 20%random people
Beat Taft in football
Xcho Avetisyan is the hottest mf there

Bro Ulysses grant high school is the best high school

by SoulHunter777 August 28, 2022

jarrod Ulysses Franceschi

A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down

Jarrod Ulysses Franceschi is the fucking goat.

by Cris jones May 5, 2024