Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10

Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.

by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021

Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016

Tik Turding

The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.

"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"

by Helopa September 19, 2021

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

Turd Tities

When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs

If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH

by Mydick Hurtz August 12, 2007

Carpet Turd

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

by Wink666 March 20, 2009

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 13, 2022