Tik Turding

The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.

"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"

by Helopa September 18, 2021

turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017

Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.

Courtney is a total turd burglar

by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025

turd loaf

Used as an adjective "turd loaf" can be used to describe a person as being ugly.

Tiffany you look like such a turd loaf in that dress take off!

by Dude FInal January 7, 2015

turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.

"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "

by anonymous September 18, 2020

Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

Turd

Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear

One peaceful day at fight club

*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022