Smoothshark

The act of intentionally saying incorrect information in order to bait someone into correcting you and then insisting on your incorrect statement in order to bully them because they "always have to be right" and because they didn't realize they were being baited.
May or may not result in misinformation being spread as well as an autistic person not understanding why you're laughing at them.

Person 1: Hey, man! Did you know that the Earth is flat?
Person 2: No it isn't. It was proven a long time ago that-
Person 1: No you're wrong. The Earth is flat.
Person 2: The Earth isn't flat, it's-
Person 1: Haha, get a load of this guy! He thought I was serious!
Person 3: Don't mind him. That was a Smoothshark statement. He thinks it's funny to bait people into correcting him so he can act like he's above everybody.

Smoothshark by Conrad Liquorboi December 27, 2023

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Smooth Brain

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.

Shan is so smooth brained

Smooth Brain by ShanHater47 January 13, 2024

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Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

Smooth Crunchy Granola by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024