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Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole
Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

Russian promotion 

Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.
Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.
Russian promotion by anonymous August 31, 2023

russian strawberry shortcake 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

Russian Leg Press 

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
Russian Leg Press by juice warrior September 4, 2023

russian school bus 

A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
russian school bus by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023

Russian FlapJack 

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared
A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack
Russian FlapJack by Krytus78 September 20, 2023