Bloody Jizz Pie

It's a pie full of Jizz and Blood. Mixed Together

1. Instead of throwing a pie full of apples at someone's face, it's full of Blood and Jizz.
2. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie REPLACED with a family's blood and jizz
3. Bloody Jizz Pie

by Zak Reynolds October 20, 2008

gulf shores cream pie

When you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her.

Dude, I gave that girl a gulf shores cream pie.

by cornbread5000 April 19, 2014

Banana Cream Pie

When having anal sex, you slap them in the face, cum in their ear and mix it with the wax hence creating banana cream pie. then you take a dump in their mouth, forcing them to eat the before mentioned "banana cream pie"

That banana cream pie left me dazed for weeks.

by Jackson March 30, 2005

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.

1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007

pork pie top hat

The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.

My head is cold.

No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear.

by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017

Key lime pie gurl

The best friend a guy could ever want. A women that is supportive and caring, fair and just, smart and beautiful. Someone you don't deserve and someone who deserves better than you.

My key lime pie gurl always has my back

by Fear God, love pie August 16, 2023

Having Some Cherry Pie

When you masturbate on your period.

Having some cherry pie.

by Aiden12 September 3, 2016