What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023

When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.
…
There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.
Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.
Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023

When you chain eat anything that ends in "drop":
while adding eye drops to dry eyes in the dark.
Just mobbing drops
All day everyday. Just mobbing the drops. Raw dog balls deep
All day everyday mic drop
while adding eye drops to dry eyes in the dark.
Just mobbing drops
All day everyday. Just mobbing the drops. Raw dog balls deep
All day everyday mic drop
by La queefa rifa April 12, 2024

by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020

opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown
by theguyshetoldyounottoworryabou March 20, 2023

Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.
Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
by asdf2020 November 8, 2018

Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025
