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Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.
Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021
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crusty sack

When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth
by VnCore December 8, 2016
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Sack Beat

a Spoonerism of "back seat", referring to the act of "back seat gaming"
Twitch streamer: any sack beaters in the chat?
by baritzu September 23, 2023
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Sack szn

A period during the year usually from November onwards whereby Premier League managers are under pressure to perform or else face the sack.
Sureham FC just lost by 7 goals, I hope the manager is aware that sack szn is around the corner.
by Ghalagat October 18, 2020
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Spooky Sack

you recive oral or coitus in a funeral hearse
I was driving back with that body from Utah and she gave me a spooky sack on the way. We stopped and turned the hearse into a spooky Shack
by LepusCurpaeum January 5, 2024
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Pain in The Sack

When someone is always trying to one-up you.
Guy 1: "Dude stop lying we know you didn't sleep with Kayla first."

Guy 2:"Yeah I did!!! She was wetter than a raw oyster"

Guy 1:"Bullshit you're just trying to one-up me... I fucked her first."

Guy 2: "Man you're a Pain in The Sack. Ask her sister!"
by Flatz Buzz Bro July 30, 2020
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