crookhorn college

A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.

Person 1: ew look how chavvy she is!

Person 2: it’s definitely because she goes to crookhorn college

by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023

Carringbush college

Disorganisation for community skillsets development.

Where did you learn to drive?
Carringbush college back alley training range!

by Abbott January 9, 2023

College Cunt

A word to describe when a woman goes to college and starts having sex with a lot of people

man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt

by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022

College Fatty

Referring to the size of a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar. Regarded in a sarcastic tone and used by those with 'college' student-like budgets (i.e. not a lot of money) to represent a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar fitting such a lifestyle.

A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar

Come on over dude! I got a college fatty rolled up!

Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...

by Thaddious Braddley February 3, 2017

Alexandra College

A private school in south Dublin known for hockey, D4 accents, and Mr C. The students regularly partake in activities like Tribe, vaping, applying fake tan, and pulling the piss out of Mr Carol.

If used in a sentence, it is to be pronounced with the strongest D4 accent you can muster.

"Oh my god, you go to Alexandra College? You must be loaded."

by anonymous October 5, 2022

lakewood college

lakewood college is da best pixel establishment on da block! discord.gg/lakewood mhmhmhmhm it is ran by lord haley. and u should all come along mhmhmhmhmh. written by jassy x

omg lakewood college session is on let’s go yall!

by jassy x May 7, 2023

college cheese

The way some people with a southern accent tend to say cottage cheese.

Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!

by Seshie February 15, 2019