Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

assurance blow

When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.

"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."

by SquidDude May 8, 2019

blow-bye

Da "inefficient" and "resource-wasting" female-on-male equivalent of da classic "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" male-on-female "casual quickie"; it involves da gal's merely getting da guy off with her mouth and then unceremoniously leaving, rather than staying around "after da fun is over" to share conversation and see if maybe a long-term romance might be possible.

I suppose dat "non-romantic" fellatio might indeed have its place on certain occasions (like if a cash-strapped gal needs to "purchase" a guy's one-time emergency-assistance), but dat's definitely not for me... I always make sure to get to know a chick at least a little bit and see if we :"click" before I ask her for oral sex, so dat hopefully there will be more "action" between us than just a blow-bye.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Blow Hawk

A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.

Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.

by soundgesture November 27, 2011

blowed on

to talk about someone badly, or make fun of

"Keth got blowed on so hard today mayne! And he couldnt even blow back!"

by Jazzie. March 6, 2008

ho-blow

1.) n. crack or cocaine offered by a hooker

2.) v. blowing your nose, hobo-style. (place one finger against the side of one of your nostrils & give it all you got to the pavement or other surface immediately available -- so long as you keep a nice clean sleeve.)

1.)

dude 1: Damn, that ho-blow be GOOD SHIZNIT!!

dude 2: What are you, on CRACK?!!

2.) dude 3: Hang up a sec... I gotta ho-blow my nose...

by planarian_x33r0 January 5, 2010