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If the world doesn't end in 2012 

This phrase can be attached to virtually any sentence, as a way to express potentially impending danger for the sake of being accurate.
Student 1: So when do you graduate?
Student 2: 2014...that is, if the world doesn't end in 2012...
Student 1: What gives you that strange idea?
Student 2: Its what the Mayans predicted, and they've been right about a lot of stuff.
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Worst person in the world 

The worst person in the world is That teacher that gives out homework on Friday
An example of the worst person in the world is that person who owes you money but doesn’t give you it

the most rockin' band in the world 

The title explains its self! TMRBITW.tk
Oh my god so many bands suck now-a-days... i'm so glad for the most rockin'

The Most Interesting Man In The World 

A sexual act in which a man pulls out before the woman cums and says "Stay Thirsty My Friend." He proceeds to chug a Dos Equis and exit the room while smoking a cigar.
Brought a girl home from the bar last night and gave her The Most Interesting Man In The World

I wish this place and this country and this world ill 

For now on all of you people out there can just kiss my ass and die.
I wish this place and this country and this world ill

Scam world 

A term used by some people for the world as it is now. That is means that the world is a total scam and most people are out to get all they can for themselves and to hell with everybody else.
They point to the fact that almost everything on the net that involves money is a scam and that everything on TV is trying to get you to buy something and tells you ,"If you do your life will be so much better". That the government only tells you what they want you to know or bombs some petty dictator to get political points with the public.
That they tell you that America is a "free country" but if you really tried to act as if you were really free you would be arrested.
That they call old age "the golden years" but have you taken a look at all the people in the nursing home. They Idolize romantic love but they will send you to prison if they think they are too young for you to love.And we could go on and on.
I hate this scam world.
Scam world by Judge dredd7 April 7, 2011

First world 

There is one world, not three.
The same girl or guy calling your problems first world is the girl or guy teasing you about being broke, where does all the heartfelt compassion for people in different countries come from? Bullshit people talk straight out of a kids school book about first, second, and third world.
First world by Solid Mantis August 7, 2018