stinky waffle

when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle

"what are you doing?"
"just giving my girl a stinky waffle"

by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

Lunge Waffle

That friend that thinks he knows everyword so u make up a word that means nothing to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle

by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016

pudding waffle

When you cum in side of a vagina that has blue waffles and it leaks out

I gave my wife a really nice and tasty pudding waffle last night

by Curly2725 July 24, 2016

blue waffle falafel

When a middle eastern person gets blue waffle, yummy

Person 1: whats that disease nadiya has?
Person 2: ahhh, blue waffle falafel

by wazirzakir July 12, 2016

blue waffle syrup

After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.

"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."

by Ash is Daddy May 23, 2016

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016