toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025

toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 2, 2025

Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025

Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025

Toast

1: Cooked bread, often from a toaster.

2: A state in which you are in very big trouble. This word is now replaced with cooked.

1: I love to eat toast every day!

2: We are so toast.

by really bored guy June 2, 2025

Toad

Slick back and Hop to the next friend.

I can’t believe you want me to “toad” her.

by anonymous July 12, 2025