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The Taste of water 

Pussy taste like water, So water taste like pussy.

Eat good cat kids 🐱
"Your pussys so clean, It's like the taste of water. Mmm"
The Taste of water by lilbitbanga December 8, 2016

The Terrible Poos 

Similar to the "Terrible Twos" a specific period of time when raising a child that every parent hates. It occurs when their child is big enough to have adult sized shits that stink to high hell, but when they are still too young and too uncoordinated enough so the parents still need to wipe their ass.
Holy shit, Little George just took a huge dump. So I had to go in there to wipe his ass.

I can't wait until his arms are long enough and the Terrible Poos phase is over!
The Terrible Poos by GoCtotheB January 27, 2017

The Tynan 

The Tynan is tranny that lives in a small village called Tynan in Armagh his favourite word is buddy his hobbies is sniffing public toilet seats and making home movies with his mum
The defined of the Tynan
Girl: Hey have you seen the Tynan today

Boy: No but the last time I seen him he was at home in Tynan making a movie with his mum

The Trump Tan 

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

The tank 

A Zombie That Took Way Way Too much roids I mean look at the guy fuckin hell he has big muscles I mean how can The survivors survive concrete getting thrown at them.
“Did you see the tank in left 4 Dead”
“Aye he is so fuckin strong I mean how does that make sense
The tank by Brad Johnstone October 14, 2018

The Tidler 

A duo of superheroes comprised of The Tickler and The Didler. They are the founding members of the Alliance of Mildly-Disappointing Heroes, alongside Professor Z, The Walker, The Inserter, and Mr. Speech Impediment.
The Tidler struck again!
The Tidler by TheTidler December 23, 2018