Jit simp

A person that is younger than you and hangs out with their girlfriend way to damn often

Of course he’s hanging with his girl he’s a Jit Simp

by Gsizzle35 June 26, 2022

Simp

Denzel

Denzel is the biggest simp to ever exist in all the history of simpness

by Kogatpenny April 14, 2020

Simp

Aman who puts themselves in a submissive position to get sexual intercourse from a woman

Dude that guy is a total simp he’s only nice to you to get sex

by Ineabns August 10, 2020

Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.

person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore

by Toothpiccc December 20, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.

by p u p p y i s g a y October 14, 2020

Simp

Tashi

did you hear about that simp tashi?

by asdfgjhbdfkjvbk March 12, 2020

Simp

Freckles

Freckles: Damn Obama's kinda hot tho
Nia: Freckles you goddamn simp

by NiaNeedsTurtles May 25, 2020