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Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018
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spunk shower

A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke
That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.
by Jimmythejerk May 24, 2018
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Silky Shower

When a group of 3 or more males enter a shower and have a jerk circ
Guy 1 "Hello gentlemen, would thou like to have a silky shower
Guy 2 "Thy would love to attend"
by Suckmybeno June 20, 2018
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Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you
Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”
by ds1103 June 20, 2018
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Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.
I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.
by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018
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mega shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.
by Acoustic March 19, 2018
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April Showers

A male masturbation challenge where you can only masturbate in the shower during the month of April. This is a play off of April showers bring may flowers.
Hey bro you gonna participate in April showers?
No bro I hate jerkin in the shower!
by Jack Peterson May 15, 2018
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