Ringe

1. The word used to describe an event or something said that there is no word to describe it.

2. The "master adjective" holding the highest amount of emphesis on either direction of the good/bad scale.

1. When someone says or does something that is so unbelieveable that it leaves you speechless, what they did was ringe.

"Holy crap! That was...that was...uh...what's the word?"
"Ringe?"
"Yeah! That was ringe, baby! RINGE!"

2. "Man, your mom's soup is ringe disgusting."
"What'd you say about mah momma's soup?!"

by The Master of All that is Cool September 23, 2008

/r/ing

/r/ is the imageboard for requests on 4chan.

/r/ing moar pix of that camwhore pl0x

by derpppppppppp May 4, 2011

Lord of the Rings

A trilogy written by J.R.R. Tolkien, fantasy set in a place called Middle Earth, which is inhabited by hobbits and the like. While in high school in the early 70s, many of my fellow stoners were heavily into this trilogy and its precursor, The Hobbit. Led Zeppelin made references to it in a few of their songs, and Robert Plant was a known Tolkien enthusiest. This, of course, made it required reading for any self-respecting hippie, but I was strictly a poser when it came to this and other stoner sci-fi or fantasy, and after about the first 50 pages of the first book The Fellowship of the Ring, I found it too boring to read on.

In the 70s, the more cerebral stoners were into reading The Lord of the Rings.

by Woody Thomas August 23, 2008

Ringleader

Person A becomes a "ringleader" when they are in a threesome that satisfies all of the following criteria:

1) Person B and Person C are the opposite gender of Person A.
2) Person B thinks they are Person A's significant other.
3) Person C thinks they are Person A's significant other.
4) Persons B and C do not discover that Person A has played them both. They do not know they are both being cheated on as a result of the threesome.

This is considered one of the most difficult things to do in the bedroom, or in life in general.

1: "You hear what Nathan did?"
2: "No... what?"
1: "Motherfucker pulled off the ringleader... I never thought it was possible..."
2: "Damn, he played those bitches."

by tdug December 3, 2011

bell-ringer

Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.

"So Travis brought home another bell-ringer last night, I bet she can really tug some rope"

by JP$ February 23, 2005

Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.

Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.

by J February 26, 2003

ringwater

Water that comes from your anal.

" We used to bottle natural spring water when Rick was QA manager, now we bottle natural ringwater."

by cpt. Ringsting October 8, 2003