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Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024
mugGet the Block Anxietymug.

doc blocked

when a buying team can't advance in the sales process because they don't have answers related to evaluating, purchasing, implementation, or training
We want to buy that new tool but we're doc blocked so we'll just push it off to Q4
by calamitysam April 16, 2025
mugGet the doc blockedmug.

Karacock block

When someone deliberately refuses to sing along when you start singing in a public place, mostly because they feel ashamed and regretful of being your friend.
While walking down the street:
"...IIII CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD-"
"..."
"Jesus Karen you're such a karacock block"
by OrsacchiottoIlCAZZO January 9, 2018
mugGet the Karacock blockmug.

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"
"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012
mugGet the stalk-blockingmug.

bouncer blocked

Pronounced: BOWNSER BLOK-ED

When a bouncer doesnt let you into the club therefore stopping any progress you made with the girls you met in the queue.
DUDE THAT GUY TOTALLY BOUNCER BLOCKED ME. SOMETHING ABOUT SCANNING MY ID. ASSHOLE..
by Myfeed22 February 6, 2014
mugGet the bouncer blockedmug.

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
by e6st December 4, 2020
mugGet the National Bite a Block of Cheese Daymug.

ill block every guy for u

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her
by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
mugGet the ill block every guy for umug.

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