late night player 

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

late night player by The Pocket November 21, 2013

late-night piss 

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

late-night piss by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015

Jazz Night 

When a couple decide to have some sexy fun.... Turn down the lights, light some candles in the bathroom, and cozy up in a hot bath together. Sex insues while jazz is playing in the background.

"Billy and I are gonna have a Jazz night tonight, so y'all can't come stay with me."

Jazz Night by GoldenFenris October 7, 2015

late night drive thru

Nighttime hook-up with an easy lay.

She's not my main squeeze, just another late night drive thru.

late night drive thru by Nala Nightly May 12, 2016

victory night

The night we got victory on our face, and the night we left the Era Pre-Parthenon and were put into the New Era Post-Parthenon. The victory on someones face is the shine (if you look closely at someone's face you can see a shine), some people have a lot of victory (a lot of shine) on their face, and some people have a little victory( a little bit of shine) on their face-And that's Victory Parthenon Style.

My face got a shine on it after Victory Night. When people look closely at my face, they say that they see a shine-and they say that shine is victory on my face. And I say-you have it on your face too. They really should put Victory Night in the calendar.

victory night by Corte'lione August 11, 2017

Friday Night Pudding Fight

To destroy a sexual partners anus with a spoon.

Ex. “Dave got arrested last weekend for having the ol’ Friday Night Pudding Fight with his wife .”

Friday Night Pudding Fight by Brennnnnnan is super March 27, 2018

Poker Night 2 

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator

"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."

Poker Night 2 by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018